A man from Mberengwa got the shock of his life when he caught his UNCLE red-handed 'raving' his wife on the matrimonial bed.

The man, Tanaka Malazi, caught his wife of five years Jestina Sibanda with no clothes on in the company of Conwell Shumba.

After witnessing the sexual encounter he went berserk and assaulted his uncle with an axe handle all over the body.

Malazi appeared in court before magistrate Christopher Matarure facing charges of assault.

He was handed a nine month sentence of  which three months were set aside.

The remaining six were also suspended on condition that he performs community service.

In his defence, Malazi said he did not intentionally assault Shumba.

"The act was not planned; it came out as a result of anger. I also have children that I take care of so I am asking this court to be lenient with me."





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Lindo
0 # Lindo 2015-07-13 10:14
kukwirirwa mukadzi wobva wavharirwa kuita zvingani
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-13 20:20
This is a miscarriage of justice. At times lawyers don't think, they get bust interpreting stupid Rhodesian regulations that were drafted in 1820. Its sad. If I was a lawyer I would help this fellow who is being jailed after provocation.

President Mugabe once said that Nigerians are corrupt but I can say with certainity that a nigerian judge wouldn't give a judgement like this under these circumstances. If it was the president's wife stollen, would the thief get this five star treatment? Its strange.

The proud owner of the wife did a beat a thief and its a permissible act of passion, at least in South Africa.
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wezhira mhofu
+1 # wezhira mhofu 2015-07-13 10:28
saka ndikawana mkadzi achikwirwa ndonyarara hangu.nxaa kupenga uko.
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tinoumba tasara
0 # tinoumba tasara 2015-07-13 11:26
Mwari gore rino batsirai vanhu vanonzi vakadzi chokwadi. hw can a women commit adultery nehama yemurume chokwadi. dai akakwirwa hake neumwewo munhu mutorwa zvaitove nane chokwadi. kuitwa hure nemusha wose here. nxaaaaa imbwa ikatori nane zvayo
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-13 11:41
When you come across someone banging your wife, according to the laws of Zimbabwe you've to assist him to put his balls as well and play "Chitekete" on radio and then allulate.

In South Africa and other modern civilisations there is no punishment if you beat a wife thief. Zimbabwean laws encourage adultery but discourage same sex marriages. Cases of people committing suicide due to wife theft are on the rise. Laws are not cast in stone, these laws evolve; why can't law makers allow us to beat wife thieves so that people will think heavily when they get an opportunity to steal somebody's property? The law shouldn't protect thieves, its very unfair and unjust.
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-13 11:45
Pamberi mberi nerunyoka. Abatwa nerunyoka hapana "evidence" yekubatwabatwa ku court. Abatwa nerunyoka haamhan'ari. Ukaisa chimbambaira mubedroom then tsotsi akakuvara unonzi ripa tsotsi racho. Vakai ma roof enyu asimbe varume nekuti tsotsi akapunzika aita zvekupinda nepa roof munosungwa nekuti hamufaniri kukuvadza tsotsi ari kuba. Ndiyo mitemo yenyu iyi.
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ben
0 # ben 2015-07-14 16:06
sha runyoka ma1 coz chikwambo ka chiya. paunenge usipo ndicho chinenge chichirova poto. manje chikwambo chotyisa hama yangu hauzoziva magumo azvo
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-15 08:07
Dai ma scientists akagadzira ka gadget kakaita se CCTV kanoiswa mubhurugwa remukadzi kanotora video or kuridza phone kuna baba kana mubhurugwa ramai makupinda ma foreign bodies. Nyaya yacho inonetsa kugadzirisa iyi.
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Dantos
0 # Dantos 2015-07-13 15:53
yaaa gore rezvidzidzo
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Eagle Eye
0 # Eagle Eye 2015-07-13 15:55
Ngaaende kwaMambo anoripwa nemhombwe iyi. full stop. cz maCourts edu aya ummmmmmm. hanzi aifanira kuti after knock kkkk
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-13 20:01
Tsvairai mu bedroom musaturika matemo nemapanga mu bedroom, zvipikiri zviri pasi pemubhedha bvisai nekuti chikomba chamai chikauya chikakuvara munoripa. Haikonai kurova chikomba chamai. Chikomba chamai ndimambo mumatare eZimbabwe.
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nyashanu
0 # nyashanu 2015-07-14 19:12
Ndadzidzawo shuwa. Chikomba chamai ndimambo kuchibata bata wapinda jere. Viva Zimbabwe
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-14 20:20
At a bottle store a thug can come to touch the breast of your wife in your presence. You tell the thug that its your wife; the thug is protected by law it will go on to say, "Who told you that she's yours only, Ndiani akakuudza kuti mukadzi wako wega?" If you take it as extreme provocation and react according to internal instincts in the heart you go to jail.

All males are slowly realising that they don't own their wives and they don't have control. This happened in America where married women claim that they are raped by their husbands. That is why they've homosexuals. The men in America don't want to marry a woman in order to be humiliated. The culture is coming to Zimbabwe slowly.

There are some men who force themselves on a woman and now they can do it with more vigour. The marriage isn't protected; chikomba chiri kuba apa choripwa. Kuuraya rudzi uku.
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Tinopera
0 # Tinopera 2015-07-15 06:06
Kkkkkkk @ Solo, I have all your posts on this issue. The reason why your wife gets banged by another man is that she will be hungry. Whose fault is it kuti mkadzi wako aite nzara yebonde? Food for thought. So, if a donor comes to relieve your wife from suffering with passion, atadza here? From your point of view, maybe. Ko from her point of view? Inzwai varume mese..... If you don't satisfy your wife sexually, someone else will. Mazvinzwa? Ende futi vakadzi vevanhu havadi kushandisirwa macondoms because they are not used to them. Please take note. Musatinyaudze pa media nekuvovora imi musingagutsi vakadzi. Mkadzi anoda kukwirwa kusvika ati ndaguta. Muvhunze nguva dzese kuti "waguta here". Why, because kuchikomba anonyatsodura kuti "thanks daddy, nhasi ndanyatsoinzwa, ndaguta". Instead of spending time worrying rubbish on this forum, go back to bed to your wife and screw the shit out of her.
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Sisi RiRi
0 # Sisi RiRi 2015-07-15 23:52
Quoting Tinopera:
Kkkkkkk @ Solo, I have all your posts on this issue. The reason why your wife gets banged by another man is that she will be hungry. Whose fault is it kuti mkadzi wako aite nzara yebonde? Food for thought. So, if a donor comes to relieve your wife from suffering with passion, atadza here? From your point of view, maybe. Ko from her point of view? Inzwai varume mese..... If you don't satisfy your wife sexually, someone else will. Mazvinzwa? Ende futi vakadzi vevanhu havadi kushandisirwa macondoms because they are not used to them. Please take note. Musatinyaudze pa media nekuvovora imi musingagutsi vakadzi. Mkadzi anoda kukwirwa kusvika ati ndaguta. Muvhunze nguva dzese kuti "waguta here". Why, because kuchikomba anonyatsodura kuti "thanks daddy, nhasi ndanyatsoinzwa, ndaguta". Instead of spending time worrying rubbish on this forum, go back to bed to your wife and screw the shit out of her.

kkkkk solo didnt comment further i guess he went straight to bed kkkk
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Solo
0 # Solo 2015-07-16 07:55
@Siri Siri! People in the West are resourceful and progressive; Why? They share information; people information is power. Myself I'm a wide reader, I encourage all mature boys, young men and newly weds to buy and read a textbook titled "To Have And To Hold" by Nancy van Pelt. You will learn how to play tricks that take your woman to heaven where she'll have multiple orgasms. I wrote some brief notes here to help those ones that don't do it well and Selele skinned me and I stopped it. I do practise christianity and good manners outside my home but when we lock the bedroom door in that 4 walled room I throw all the public decency away and do serious business. Ndave ne third bed, the first 2 ndakarasa nekuda kwekuti makumbo acho akatyoka. Saka musandityire.

I'm against people who wreck other people's marriages, the sufferers are children who don't apply to be born. Let's look at the broader picture.

Mwana anokura nevabereki vasiri vake anoremerwa neupenyu vanhu we apa zisekuru rinenge rauya richiti, "Muroora makarapirwa here?" Muroora oti, "Kurapirwa kudii?" Zisekuru roti, "Tinoisa mupiro zasi muroora kutsigisa imba..." Then zisekuru riya rowanikwa riri pamusoro, hazvirevi kuti baba vemba havasi kudambura zviro asi pane mhutse dzakangwara chaizvo dzinokwana pakamutswi kadikidiki.
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