Hide ID: I have been dating my boyfriend for slightly over a month and we are both madly in love. We see each other daily and kiss, caress then have sex whenever we meet.

However, on Saturday afternoon I was too tired to have sex with him, so when I went to his house I put some tomato sauce on my privates and lied to him that I was on my periods. He believed me and we did not have sex on that day.


My question is so men you are so intellectually thick that you can't tell the difference between tomato sauce and menstrual periods?




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ken
+1 # ken 2014-07-09 22:05
duz*zvi iwe. tosweroongorora ropa ndoo-bech*ce here? chedu kukoira kwete kumema
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Hacha Ndizvo
0 # Hacha Ndizvo 2014-07-10 09:33
Stupid woman
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bie
+1 # bie 2014-07-10 11:16
So you think because you betrayed the trust of a person you claim to be in love with you are smart, and suddenly men universally are stupid?what did you expect him to do,put his finger in your tomatoe sauce filled privates,would that be decent for you?Grow up
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joeAfrica
0 # joeAfrica 2014-07-31 01:50
Lick the blood?
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