My new boyfriend has a small PEN!S, I’m really worried


Dear Aunty

About six months ago I broke up with my boyfriend of two years and have recently met someone new.

The other day the new boy and I were engaging in some hands-on action which led me to discover that he nowhere near measured up to my ex.

The new boy was around 4-6″. My problem is that I’m really worried about having se_x with him because my ex was over 8″.

I feel really disappointed and I know that 8″ is a high bar that’s been set. Am I bad person for thinking he has a small pen_is or should I go looking for something more?

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Why can’t good-looking men come with the measurements of their pen_is tattooed onto their wrist or something?

The problems and surprises that would solve.

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