Hide ID: I have been dating my boyfriend for slightly over a month and we are both madly in love. We see each other daily and kiss, caress then have sex whenever we meet.
However, on Saturday afternoon I was too tired to have sex with him, so when I went to his house I put some tomato sauce on my privates and lied to him that I was on my periods. He believed me and we did not have sex on that day.
My question is so men you are so intellectually thick that you can't tell the difference between tomato sauce and menstrual periods?