LULA LULA: Students given advice on how to stop the spread of Covid-19 during se_x


A UNIVERSITY has told its students to wear masks during se_x and opt for masturbati0n where possible to help stop the spread of coronavirus.

“You are your safest se_x partner,” a pamphlet of “COVID-19 Considerations” distributed by the University of Georgia advises.

The advice continues: “Avoid kissing and be creative with se_xual positions that reduce close face-to-face contact.

“Consider wearing a face mask during se_x.”

The advice echoes that of the New York City Health Department, which issued guidance earlier this year suggesting people get “creative with se_xual positions”.

The Sun reports that British Columbia’s department of health also issued similar advice, advocating the use of glory holes.

“Use barriers, like walls, (eg glory holes), that allow for se_xual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact,” guidance reads.

The University of Georgia’s advice was, somewhat unsurprisingly, mocked on social media.

“People are mocking them because it seems ridiculous to take measures to prevent the spread of covid during se_x, and these are precautions that realistically nobody is actually going to take,” one Twitter user wrote.

Another added: “I mean, if ever there was a need to get creative it would be now.”

— DailySun

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