The relationship between humans and animals: You have a dog spirit if you do this during se_x


Have you ever asked yourself what is the relationship between humans, animals and se_x?

Now before you shake your head in disgust because of the nasty picture that immediately came to mind, my question stems from people being referred to certain animals in bed.

From moaning like a lion, to scratching like a cat, se_x has always brought out the wildlife in us.

Experts agree that all humans have an animal spirit, and that spirit relates to our personality.

So, what type of animal are you, during se_x?

Experts break it down for us:

1. Penguin

You aren’t into the whole hookup culture mentality. One-night stands just aren’t appealing to you. You enjoy se_x the most when it’s with the love of your life, because looks aren’t everything. You need to have a spiritual connection with someone, as well as a physical one.

2. Dog

You don’t want to sleep with a stranger. You want to sleep with your best friend. You only hook up with people you get along with well, which is why you always have an amazing time in the bedroom. Even if you don’t end up climaxing, you won’t care, as long as you got a good story out of it. Talk about a dog eat dog world.

3. Cat

You’re independent. You don’t need a partner in order to have an earth-shattering 0rgasm. That’s why you don’t mind going home alone and mastur_bating instead. The 0rgasms you give yourself are usually more intense than the ones your partner would give you, anyway. Catwalk mentality.

4. Horse

You’re active and adventurous. You actually like getting on top, because it means you get to show off your hot body and hip thrusting skills. You also love trying new things, so whenever your partner mentions one of their kinky fantasies, you’ll agree to act it out. No questions asked.

5. Deer

You’re highly sensitive, so every touch feels intense to you. If your partner does something small that you don’t like, like play with the wrong hole, you’ll go running. But if they do something small that you love, like kiss your neck, you’re going to have the most amazing 0rgasm of your life.

6. Monkey

You get bored if you stay in one place for too long. You like to move around, which is why you’ll bend yourself into dozens of different positions during se_x. You’re also a fan of the outdoors, so if you get the opportunity to have se_x on in the park or inside of a tent, you’re going to take it.

— DailySun

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