I slǝpt with gardener as a form of revenge after seeing messages from girlfriǝnds...
Dear Aunty Lisa,
I don't know what to do. I recently slǝpt with my gardener as a form of revenge after discovering messages from other...
My b0yfriend has a banana-shaped pǝn!s, how can he straighten it?
Dear Aunty Lisa
My b0yfriend's pǝn!s is curved downwards, like a banana.
It is difficult for us to have an interc0urse. He can penǝtrate my privɑtǝ...
‘I’m tired of my late mother’s sister’s demands and weird requests’
Dear Aunty Lisa
I am a 32-year-old woman and I am married to the l0ve of my life who is 36. We have a 6-year-old...
My husband is terrible in bǝd, he is too rough and far too quick....
Dear Aunty Lisa
I have been with my husband for nearly 20 years. We have 4 children. Lately I cannot stop thinking about what I...
LULA LULA: My mɑrried neighbour is tempting me, how do I stop her advɑnces...
Dear Aunty Lisa,
I am writing to seek your wise counsel on a delicate issue. I am a 26 year old man living in Zimbabwe....
Sleep-deprived homeowner pleads for help: How do I shut up my neighbour’s loud dogs?
Dear Aunty Lisa,
I am writing to you seeking advice as a frustrated Zimbabwean homeowner. I live next door to a family whose two dogs...
Seeking Advice: My beautiful girlfriǝnd has 2 vɑginɑs. Help!
Dear Aunty Lisa,
I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to seek your guidance and expertise on a sensitive matter concerning my...
Her high school bae failed – then mbinga stepped in
Dear Aunty Lisa
I encountered a man who is 27 years old while I am 20 and single. I had previously ended a four-year and...
I’m Jah Prayzah’s ex-girlfriǝnd: Drama in court
A ROW over shoes, between a landlady and a tenant, has ended up in court with Jah Prayzah’s name being dragged into the dispute.
The...
I caught my girlfriǝnd having ƨǝx with another mɑn at a lodge. Should I...
Dear Aunty Lisa,
I am heartbroken and don't know what to do. I caught my girlfriǝnd having ƨǝx with another guy at a lodge following...





















